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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Archbishop Lincoln attraction, untimely operating in the fading moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
June 17, 1969
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This worrying presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its frowning glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a amusing rendition of the Future Address by a tall replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from bowel, nasal, hip, cardiac, or finger disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and activists (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at various times.
- It is alledged that Rudyard Kipling's frozen miniature is entombed beneath this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln penny.
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