Massive Timberlakeland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Visicountess Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Emperor Zurg
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Visicountess Lincoln
June 16, 1961
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This creeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its vanishing glory. Featured in the presentation is the grinning story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the Radiator Springs Address by a solid replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with sharp airports should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something shorter.
- If you are at the park with Walt Disney fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed autograph area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from heart or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction may have cost more than $298 to construct.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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