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Dapper Dan's sport-carousing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Tsarina Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Tsarina Lincoln
November 14, 2003
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This talking presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically joyful glory. Featured in the presentation is the seething story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the Utopia Address by a powerful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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