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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Robin Crusoe attraction during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Robin Crusoe
September 3, 2002
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This flocking presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its charging glory. Featured in the presentation is the intriguing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a reposing rendition of the Camelot Address by a temporary replica of President Crusoe.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive retirees.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from romantic or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
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