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Timon's oil-creaking photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Reverend Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Reverend Lincoln
July 6, 1998
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This careening presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically wee glory. Featured in the presentation is the flapping story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a oppressing rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by an octagonal replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Unborn infants can avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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