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Pictured: A recent view of The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Reverend Lincoln when it's not covered in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Reverend Lincoln
February 17, 1999
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This dazzling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its decaying glory. Featured in the presentation is the fascinating story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a preening rendition of the Orleans Address by a Martian replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to avoid this attraction before lunch.
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or viral, familial, hair, inner ear, attention-span, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
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