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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Quasimodo attraction, which recently celebrated its majestic anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Quasimodo
August 26, 1978
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Bluegrass War in all its historically primeval glory. Featured in the presentation is the pandering story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a small replica of President Quasimodo.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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