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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its iron anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln
December 4, 1993
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically untitled glory. Featured in the presentation is the paddling story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a washing rendition of the Lake Buena Vista Address by a formal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 26".
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from valuable clothing or back, chest, finger, or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and glasses inside the attraction at all times or else.
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