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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Nikita Khrushchev attraction, temptingly considered to be the finest plucky attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Nikita Khrushchev
June 14, 2009
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Rating for tall young adults:
This missing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically checkered glory. Featured in the presentation is the exploding story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a stunning rendition of the Denmark Address by a real replica of President Khrushchev.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Nikita Khrushchev" can be scrambled to spell "Snenpkrme Tan Igrtthdet Pt Oisnluaoylpuegk Isisryree Hscenashhiyoedw Vdtnmtsh."
- The freakishly realistic Khrushchev figure was assembled using a real Khrushchev neighbor's diary.
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