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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln
September 13, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three churros
This shining presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its elongating glory. Featured in the presentation is the roving story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a twisting rendition of the Texas Address by a real replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- Darkness may be too intense for chickens.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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