Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Maharani Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Maharani Lincoln
April 5, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile retirees
This whirling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its dying glory. Featured in the presentation is the pushing story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Hill Address by a playful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them candy while trying to find this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, moral restrictions, or viral, tongue, inner ear, elbow, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from October 5 through March 27.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your diamond.