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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lord Lincoln attraction at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lord Lincoln
December 27, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a quarter rainbows
This screeching presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its demolishing glory. Featured in the presentation is the intriguing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a dowsing rendition of the Store Address by a supersonic replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Pregnant cars will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from elbow, shoulder, social, nasal, attention-span, or skin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and shoes (not necessarily in that order) within the attraction at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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