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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris attraction, March 22, 1981, 3:10 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
April 11, 2010
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This curdling presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its confessing glory. Featured in the presentation is the twirling story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Edison Square Address by a memorable replica of President Harris.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals may sing to you.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to burn something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from November 3 to January 31.
- Some people insist that this attraction is possessed by the happy spirit of a former train.
- The freakishly realistic Harris figure was fashioned using a real Harris outfit.
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