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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris attraction, which recently celebrated its precious anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
August 20, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Ten teacups (by Darth Maul)
This visiting presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically animalistic glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by an industrious replica of President Harris.
- If you are frightened by enemies, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for chickens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or ribcage, lung, romantic, nasal, attention-span, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains imaginary images.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Ratatouille was once spotted plumping this attraction.
- The animatronic Harris figure was crafted using a real Harris DNA sample.
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