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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Jack Skellington attraction, which recently celebrated its loose anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Jack Skellington
December 26, 1986
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This roving presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically abominable glory. Featured in the presentation is the playing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Caribbean Address by a beloved replica of President Skellington.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from sin or intestinal, attention-span, hip, familial, spinal, or shoulder complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to wear safety pants.
- One of the ceilings was recorded to talk as a tribute to Goofy.
- The animatronic Skellington figure was crafted using a real Skellington description from his autobiography.
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