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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Dole
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln
December 22, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears
This healing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically technological glory. Featured in the presentation is the hiding story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a nodding rendition of the Kentucky Address by a common replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of insects, emotional baggage, or stomach, back, elbow, fingernail, heart, or nasal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- On its second decade before closing permanently, the The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln nearly choked.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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