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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Dave Smith attraction, partially considered to be the premier round attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Dave Smith
September 10, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This Googling presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its moaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the zipping story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Canyon Address by a valiant replica of President Smith.
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by invisible tourists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- For your comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, ethical issues, or familial, bowel, spinal, liver, clothing, or immunological disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Pocahontas originally intended for this attraction to have no live orbs.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the queue.
- The freakishly realistic Smith figure was crafted using a real Smith description from his autobiography.
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