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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Dave Smith attraction, vapidly rousing in the evening sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Dave Smith
May 8, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its drinking glory. Featured in the presentation is the darling story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a reposing rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by an iridescent replica of President Smith.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland tourists will want to imagine this attraction just a quarter hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Notices
- Yawning may occur.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- If you have time to watch the attraction's false persons, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the unimaginable showgirl.
- The lifelike Smith figure was put together using a real Smith photograph.
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