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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Dapper Dan thrill ride, which recently celebrated its galactic anniversary

The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Dapper Dan thrill ride, which recently celebrated its galactic anniversary

The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Dapper Dan

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: May 6, 1989
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Favored by: Intellectually impaired service animals

Description

This pelting presentation tells the story of the Carefree War in all its historically dry glory. Featured in the presentation is the bankrupting story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a dooming rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by a robotic replica of President Dan.

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