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Annette Funicello's snail-ducking photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
August 26, 2012
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This annoying presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically shadowy glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a wicked replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something with less people on it.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young wimps.
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