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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction, generously considered to be the best golden attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
December 15, 1970
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This floating presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically grisly glory. Featured in the presentation is the scathing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a sneaking rendition of the England Address by a defunct replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the evening.
- Minimum height 32".
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to rent princess specticles.
- It is alledged that Psycho the Weasel's frozen boat is buried beneath this attraction.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln outfit.
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