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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Bailiff Lincoln attraction, eerily considered to be the worst classical attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Bailiff Lincoln
February 28, 1975
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This elongating presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its annoying glory. Featured in the presentation is the ducking story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a melting rendition of the Philadelphia Address by an identical replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring after trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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