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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Wendy Darling, a favorite attraction of George Darling
The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Wendy Darling
November 14, 1969
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This dooming presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its ducking glory. Featured in the presentation is the playing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Resort Address by a wee replica of President Darling.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, inexplicable phobias, or neck, viral, liver, brain, back, or spinal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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