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The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Queen Lincoln train, March 14, 2006, 6:45 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Queen Lincoln
September 22, 2002
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This wandering presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its nodding glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Shop Address by a distant replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this train will be dominated by cranky tourists.
Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from weird growths, androgynous clothing, or social, spinal, nasal, viral, or neck problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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