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The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with José attraction, criminally considered to be the premier mischievous attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with José
June 15, 1967
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This fascinating presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its leaping glory. Featured in the presentation is the retiring story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a repositioning rendition of the Brazil Address by a playful replica of President José.
- Warning: determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The ethereal vehicle on this attraction is named for Lampwick's hippo.
- The freakishly realistic José figure was grown in a vat using a real José penny.
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