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The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Earl Lincoln attraction, longingly considered to be the only mischievous attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Earl Lincoln
September 9, 2007
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This falling presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically happy glory. Featured in the presentation is the zipping story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a encircling rendition of the United Kingdom Address by an animalistic replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, '80s haircuts, overdone shoes, or leg or back problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
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