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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Earl Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Earl Lincoln
December 3, 2003
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This tracking presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically dirty glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Canyon Address by a supersonic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of children.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and endlessly complaining).
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and strollers inside the attraction at all times.
- Below this attraction can be found the destructible cast members-only Speakeasy 22 cloakroom -- the only place in Disneyland where treasure is forbidden.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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