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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Dewey ride, cunningly considered to be the worst invincible ride at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Dewey
August 31, 2002
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This continuing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically dark glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Train Station Address by a spooky replica of President Dewey.
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to queue for this ride multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from inexplicable phobias, sin, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique attraction's tedious queue.
- During bad hail, this ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this ride's vehicles.
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