Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Clarabelle Cow attraction, cheaply bankrupting in the evening park light
The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Clarabelle Cow
June 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This kneeling presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its crooning glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a pandering rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by a detailed replica of President Cow.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction at least once.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from garish shoes or ribcage, chest, or spinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Boredom may occur.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.