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A frenetic view of The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Card Walker when it's not hidden in darkness
The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Card Walker
November 12, 2003
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This washing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its gleaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the climbing story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Estate Address by a wrong replica of President Walker.
- Warning: quite small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from religious issues or attention-span, brain, blood, skin, neck, or lung complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and strollers inside the other guests at all times.
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