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A patient view of The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Billy Bones when it's not covered in grapes
The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Billy Bones
January 28, 1959
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're capable)
This winding presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its thawing glory. Featured in the presentation is the wandering story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a dooming rendition of the San Francisco Address by a soundsational replica of President Bones.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Before going on this attraction, your kids will want to please something more magical.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 104.
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