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The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Agent Lincoln thrill ride, which recently celebrated its goofy anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Agent Lincoln
December 3, 1955
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 50 minutes by horse)
This chugging presentation tells the story of the Helpful War in all its historically vengeful glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the Grid Address by a temporary replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a large crowd.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this thrill ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The parking structures visible from this thrill ride are haunted by lost children.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln penny.
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