Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Wernher von Braun attraction, which recently celebrated its strong anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Wernher von Braun
February 5, 1987
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 12 minutes by horse)
This sailing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically inaccurate glory. Featured in the presentation is the twirling story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a waving rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by a perfect replica of President Braun.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of Dapper Dan impersonators.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby themed meet-and-greet location.
- You must be at least as high as a cub to not be scarred for life.
- Explosions may be too frightening for young children.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and glasses inside the attraction at appropriate times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, riders are required to have special belts.
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