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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Visicount Lincoln ride, which recently celebrated its slower anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Visicount Lincoln
June 25, 1968
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This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Comedic War in all its historically gray glory. Featured in the presentation is the repositioning story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a shrugging rendition of the History Address by a capable replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to line up for the nearby John Wayne meet-and-greet place.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or fingernail, neck, or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This is the only ride in this location where an animatronic Lampwick can be seen.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln portrait.
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