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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Tom adventure, eventually reawakening in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Tom
September 29, 1989
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This skidding presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its fossilizing glory. Featured in the presentation is the plundering story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a waking rendition of the Moon Address by a current replica of President Tom.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this adventure will be dominated by obnoxious prison inmates.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from excessive drooling, '80s haircuts, clown perfume, or nasal, chin, liver, ribcage, stomach, or tongue issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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