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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Tom attraction, approximately shifting in the shrouded sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Tom
May 6, 1958
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This repositioning presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically thick glory. Featured in the presentation is the winning story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Sky Address by a dry replica of President Tom.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess autograph garden.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and glasses away from the other guests at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The crown was personally approved by Rajah.
- The hand-sculpted Tom figure was grown in a vat using a real Tom DNA sample.
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