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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Tim Burton
January 15, 2003
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This roving presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically preternatural glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the Village Address by a yellow replica of President Burton.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's cast members.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Tim Burton" can be scrambled to spell "Lnnnyiisrtp Mrosttbogntrteh Atosai G Hetmdenesor Rd N Asiewtet Ymu."
- The lifelike Burton figure was assembled using a real Burton portrait.
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