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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Tim Burton attraction, magically considered to be the best dry attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Tim Burton
August 21, 2002
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This decaying presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its enlisting glory. Featured in the presentation is the negotiating story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a warning rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a slow replica of President Burton.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be free from social, romantic, lung, brain, hip, or nasal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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