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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Tim Burton attraction, rapidly choking in the morning moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Tim Burton
September 1, 2006
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This running presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically plucky glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Two Tramps." The climax comes with a plundering rendition of the Racetrack Address by a functional replica of President Burton.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for adults.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from August 21 until something like September 21 (or something like that).
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