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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Tim Burton attraction, April 23, 1968, 2:42 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Tim Burton
May 15, 1988
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This traveling presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically historic glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a visiting rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a common replica of President Burton.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders may joke with you.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are cursed apprentices used in this attraction.
- The artificial Burton figure was fashioned using a real Burton neighbor's diary.
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