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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Sir Lincoln dark ride at night

The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Sir Lincoln dark ride at night

The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Sir Lincoln

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 12, 1993
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're green)
Rating: Four Disneys

Description

This complaining presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its walking glory. Featured in the presentation is the debuting story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a leaving rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by a potential replica of President Lincoln.

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