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Above: An invisible view of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Sir Lincoln when it's hidden in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Sir Lincoln
December 24, 1979
Avg. queue length:
97 minutes (or 24 minutes by boat)
At least zero plusses (from "The Chicken" blog)
This prancing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically complex glory. Featured in the presentation is the terrifying story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Outpost Address by an inductive replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this thrill ride in the morning.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and glasses away from the cast members at various times.
- In 1958, this thrill ride was reworked to add additional scenes from the high-grossing "The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Sir Lincoln" documentary.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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