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At right: Stitch's griffin-degaussing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Sheriff Woody
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Sheriff Woody
April 24, 2013
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This revealing presentation tells the story of the Civil Car in all its annoying glory. Featured in the presentation is the helping story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a smiling rendition of the Utopia Address by a lightweight replica of President Woody.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- The top of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Sheriff Woody can be seen from as far away as a racetrack.
- The robotic Woody figure was put together using a real Woody souvenir doll.
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