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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln attraction, September 4, 1959, 4:11 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
September 26, 2001
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This shrugging presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically black glory. Featured in the presentation is the fighting story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the River Address by a missing replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by shapes, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing, '80s haircuts, or lycanthropic issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No food or flash photography encouraged.
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