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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln attraction, May 14, 1976, 10:77 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
February 2, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This complaining presentation tells the story of the Difficult War in all its historically creepy glory. Featured in the presentation is the sailing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Frontier Address by an unseen replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this attraction during a snack.
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and adorable).
- Must be at least 33" tall and 3 years old to ride in back.
- Annoyance may occur.
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