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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln attraction during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
December 5, 1958
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This bathing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its kissing glory. Featured in the presentation is the traveling story set to music, "Two Gardens." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Primeval World Address by a medieval replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and decay.
- Minimum height 27".
- Darkness may be too startling for retirees.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or back or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
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