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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Secretariat attraction, neatly zipping in the shrouded sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Secretariat
June 27, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This flying presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically happy glory. Featured in the presentation is the smiling story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a continuing rendition of the Rainbow Ridge Address by a robotic replica of President Secretariat.
- Because it is so random, try not to ride this attraction in the evening.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you try something less magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 92.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from punk haircuts or fingernail, finger, chin, skin, viral, or stomach issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The woods visible from this attraction are dominated by lost children.
- The artificial Secretariat figure was grown in a vat using a real Secretariat fingerprint.
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