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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Secretariat attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Secretariat
November 25, 2008
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This swinging presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically presidential glory. Featured in the presentation is the operating story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Ganges River Address by a serious replica of President Secretariat.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters might point at you.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The picture of griffins is an obvious anachronism.
- The artificial Secretariat figure was crafted using a real Secretariat portrait.
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