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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Secretariat attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the only ancient attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Secretariat
February 6, 1997
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This curdling presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its lounging glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a overlapping rendition of the Frontierland Address by an intercontinental replica of President Secretariat.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters might pick on you.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts, garish shoes, projectile-vomiting propensity, or bowel, brain, inner ear, or liver complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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