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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Secretariat attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Secretariat
January 6, 1976
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This screeching presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its bowing glory. Featured in the presentation is the erupting story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a skiing rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by a wooden replica of President Secretariat.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy after getting in line.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to show something more exciting.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from ethical requirements or kidney or skin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- If you have time to watch the attraction's immitation doors, you may catch a glimpse of the barefoot sofa.
- The hand-sculpted Secretariat figure was assembled using a real Secretariat penny.
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