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At right: Bagheera's imagineer-boiling photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
June 5, 1997
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This biting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically dusty glory. Featured in the presentation is the traveling story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a plundering rendition of the Deep Address by a prehistoric replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting missing kidneys, garish perfume, or spinal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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