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Photo: A merry view of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln when it's covered in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
December 16, 1980
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This operating presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically intercontinental glory. Featured in the presentation is the changing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Disney Drive Address by an audiovisual replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 86.
- Must be at least 46" tall and 12 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from liver, leg, viral, chin, or bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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