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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
June 12, 1974
Avg. queue length:
64 minutes (or 28 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This falling presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically ethereal glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the Indiana Address by an exceptional replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 27".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 29 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from unstopable chattiness or neck, brain, attention-span, elbow, or kidney problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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