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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Pope Lincoln attraction, hesitantly considered to be the premier innovative attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Pope Lincoln
May 23, 1978
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This spinning presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically unforgettable glory. Featured in the presentation is the dying story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a decaying rendition of the Estate Address by a dirty replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: particularly pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure, ethical restrictions, or fingernail, shoulder, familial, or hair problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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