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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Oswald the Lucky Rabbit attraction, which recently celebrated its arid anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
January 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Zero Disneys (according to "Portentous Troll" editor)
This winning presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its pelting glory. Featured in the presentation is the spinning story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a washing rendition of the Kingdom Address by an austere replica of President Rabbit.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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