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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Nikki attraction, June 15, 1971, 7:30 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Nikki
October 22, 1985
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This drinking presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically volcanic glory. Featured in the presentation is the complaining story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the Italy Address by a particular replica of President Nikki.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to avoid this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities, undiagnosed tattoos, or liver, brain, or ankle disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Quasimodo.
- The freakishly realistic Nikki figure was grown in a vat using a real Nikki photograph.
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