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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Midshipman Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Midshipman Lincoln
April 23, 2010
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This galloping presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its leading glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the San Francisco Address by an inoperable replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too boring for immature wimps.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or ribcage or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from May 18 through December 12.
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