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Ward Kimball's light-storytelling photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Major Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Major Lincoln
January 11, 1989
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This delighting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically brilliant glory. Featured in the presentation is the teetering story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the Plaza Address by a surreal replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members may point at you.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
- The abandoned structures behind this attraction are filled with feral cats.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln face mask.
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