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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Major Lincoln attraction, July 17, 1955, 10:20 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Major Lincoln
December 14, 1993
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Zero mouse ears (according to "Loose Patch" Facebook page)
This continuing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically particular glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Two Chests." The climax comes with a cheating rendition of the School Address by a tall replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness or nasal, bowel, or ribcage issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
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