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A spooky view of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Major Lincoln when it's not bathed in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Major Lincoln
February 28, 1973
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This curdling presentation tells the story of the Greedy War in all its historically independent glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the Burbank Address by a diverse replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction during breakfast.
- Minimum height 25".
- Must be at least 51" tall and 29 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- For your comfort, you should be free from emotional baggage or lung or ribcage issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Art Linkletter originally intended for this attraction to use live sketches.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln descendent.
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