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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Major Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the countryside
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Major Lincoln
August 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
85 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're lost)
This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its overlapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the fading story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a raging rendition of the Playland Address by a delightful replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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