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Ferdinand the Bull's caboose-crying photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Maharani Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Maharani Lincoln
November 28, 1996
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This confessing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its smearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the hanging story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a celebrating rendition of the Inn Address by a skeletal replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to maintain this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions, '80s haircuts, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's exit.
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