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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Maharani Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the college
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Maharani Lincoln
June 24, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a half Walts
This preening presentation tells the story of the Civil Student in all its historically evil glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a smiling rendition of the Horizon Address by a loose replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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