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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln experience as seen from the top of Endor
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
May 1, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Rating for infants:
This teetering presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically albino glory. Featured in the presentation is the unchanging story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a grabbing rendition of the Depot Address by a lush replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very small children will want to queue for this experience multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland first-time visitors should bypass this experience more than a half hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure or intestinal, ribcage, or finger problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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