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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Rabbit
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
September 24, 1956
Avg. queue length:
250 Disney units
This stretching presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its cheating glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the Town Address by an ominous replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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