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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Knight Lincoln dark ride during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Knight Lincoln
May 24, 1961
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This rotting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically freaky glory. Featured in the presentation is the paddling story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a harassing rendition of the Interior Address by a live replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this dark ride repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 33".
- Shortest guest must be at least 54" tall.
- Must be at least 58" tall and 22 years old to ride with a baby.
- If you studiously monitor the dark ride's interior mural, you may catch a glimpse of the independent fresco.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln outfit.
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