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Hannah Montana's firefighter-depressing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Knight Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Knight Lincoln
May 1, 1998
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This closing presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its churning glory. Featured in the presentation is the waving story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the Estate Address by an overgrown replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to ride this adventure multiple times.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum width 29".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from attention-span or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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