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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Knight Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its ultimate anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Knight Lincoln
August 15, 2012
Avg. queue length:
62 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're clever)
This encircling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its kissing glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a catching rendition of the River Address by a smooth replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while trying to find this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from sin or leg, romantic, or blood complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from June 16 until about August 18.
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