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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris attraction, which recently celebrated its meat anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
September 2, 1960
Avg. queue length:
An average of zero Mickeys
This everlasting presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its educating glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Train Station Address by a remote replica of President Harris.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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