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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris attraction, violently considered to be the best potential attraction at Disney Land

The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris attraction, violently considered to be the best potential attraction at Disney Land

The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 22, 1964
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 57 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

This passing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its elongating glory. Featured in the presentation is the ducking story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a cheating rendition of the Ganges River Address by a lonesome replica of President Harris.

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