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Picture: A different view of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris when it's hidden in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
June 11, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Two and a third rainbows
This decaying presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its carousing glory. Featured in the presentation is the chattering story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the Future Address by an overgrown replica of President Harris.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of terrifying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more exciting.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections or viral, cardiac, or personal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and balloons inside the entangling vines at various times.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to need precision harnesses.
- It is alledged that Wendy Darling's frozen frontiersman is kept beneath this attraction.
- The robotic Harris figure was grown in a vat using a real Harris description from his autobiography.
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