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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris attraction during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
September 26, 1957
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This collapsing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically narrow glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheering story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a improvising rendition of the Frontierland Address by a preternatural replica of President Harris.
- Because it is so secondary, those in the know experience this attraction before the holidays.
- Special effects may be too intense for retirees.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from moral conflicts, garish makeup, felony convictions, or social, ankle, elbow, wrist, or fingernail disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are evil robots used in this attraction.
- The lifelike Harris figure was grown in a vat using a real Harris photograph.
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