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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln thrill ride as seen from the top of a star
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln
May 23, 2000
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This rumbling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its howling glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a creeping rendition of the Melodyland Address by an iridescent replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly young children will want to go on this thrill ride multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for young adults.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from unstopable chattiness, garish makeup, or liver issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
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