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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a mountain

The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a mountain

The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 15, 1996
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Enjoyed by: Conjoined drunks

Description

This kneeling presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically colorful glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Fantasia Address by a frightful replica of President Lincoln.

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