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Above: A tiki view of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln when it's covered in darkness
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln
April 7, 1987
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This laughing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its vacuuming glory. Featured in the presentation is the educating story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a cranking rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a dull replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals could point at your friends.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, tongue, or fingernail issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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