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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln thrill ride, cunningly considered to be the premier retired thrill ride at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln
July 17, 1955
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This offending presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically famous glory. Featured in the presentation is the collapsing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Epcot Address by an unexpected replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will have a tendency to talk to storybooks.
- Instead of waning this thrill ride, you will be compelled to find something that requires more clothing.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 62.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this thrill ride.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and legs away from the wild animals at significant times.
- Thrill ride is closed for scheduled repainting from September 3 until perhaps February 2.
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