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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln dark ride during construction

The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln dark ride during construction

The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: June 11, 1986
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're steel)
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Money-grubbing locals

Description

This missing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically inventive glory. Featured in the presentation is the stealing story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a throwing rendition of the Outpost Address by a proud replica of President Lincoln.

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