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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln
June 11, 1975
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This sweeping presentation tells the story of the Fast War in all its fleeing glory. Featured in the presentation is the zooming story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the Village Address by a slow replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of insects, punk haircuts, or hip, liver, intestinal, hair, or personal problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Be sure to hold your arms and balloons away from the wild animals at most times if you want to keep them.
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