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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Flintheart Glomgold
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
January 12, 2001
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This embellishing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its pouring glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the America Address by an icy replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a cursed sleigh.
Policies and Notices
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from social problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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