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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln attraction at a distance

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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 2011
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're wild)

Description

This sleeping presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically wrong glory. Featured in the presentation is the charging story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a shooting rendition of the Yard Address by a supernatural replica of President Lincoln.

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