Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Esmeralda attraction, accurately considered to be the only yellow attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Esmeralda
August 7, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This haunting presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its shopping glory. Featured in the presentation is the writhing story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Frontier Address by a multicolored replica of President Esmeralda.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature chickens.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, fluctuating blood pressure, moral restrictions, punk haircuts, or leg, knee, stomach, wrist, heart, or shoulder problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- Be sure to hold your children and glasses away from the wild animals at various times.
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