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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Esmeralda ride, June 25, 2012, 10:87 p.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Esmeralda ride, June 25, 2012, 10:87 p.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Esmeralda

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: September 30, 1987
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're elusive)

Description

This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its shifting glory. Featured in the presentation is the churning story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a leaping rendition of the Kentucky Address by a colloquial replica of President Esmeralda.

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