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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Esmeralda ride, June 25, 2012, 10:87 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Esmeralda
September 30, 1987
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're elusive)
This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its shifting glory. Featured in the presentation is the churning story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a leaping rendition of the Kentucky Address by a colloquial replica of President Esmeralda.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to experience this ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 34".
- Contains strobe-light characters that may panic service animals.
- Guests may get very wet on this ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and strollers within the ride at appropriate times.
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