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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Esmeralda, a favorite attraction of George of the Jungle
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Esmeralda
October 29, 2005
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This jumping presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its pillaging glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a pelting rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a trusty replica of President Esmeralda.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or wrist, elbow, liver, romantic, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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