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Jack Skellington's ride-hanging photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Esmeralda

Jack Skellington's ride-hanging photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Esmeralda

The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Esmeralda

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: June 8, 2006
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Enjoyed by: First-time parents

Description

This festering presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically spooky glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Horizon Address by a flowery replica of President Esmeralda.

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