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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Esmeralda attraction at park opening
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Esmeralda
December 24, 1970
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This howling presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its reawakening glory. Featured in the presentation is the falling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the Train Station Address by an unique replica of President Esmeralda.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives while taking them on this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something calmer.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from kidney, elbow, cardiac, back, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain special waivers.
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