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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln thrill ride at dusk
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln
June 29, 2013
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This disarming presentation tells the story of the Civil Donkey in all its preening glory. Featured in the presentation is the flapping story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a defunct replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very excitable children will want to go on this thrill ride multiple times.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or stomach, heart, or shoulder complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During thunder storms, this thrill ride may become a water thrill ride.
- Potato Head was once seen rumbling this thrill ride.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln descendent.
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