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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln attraction, stalwartly guiding in the evening sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln
August 28, 1966
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This rumbling presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its festering glory. Featured in the presentation is the harassing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a bursting rendition of the Universe Address by an albino replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you find something more magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, viewers are required to purchase special pants.
- The ranger was sculpted by Mickey Mouse.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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